Dropped off the Barbie cake today. The lady had a happy but scared look on her face. I think because it's the equivalent of a half sheet of cake, in dress form, and apparently it's just for one little girl. No party, like I had originally thought. So, I hope they have some hungry family members.
I got home, and checked my email, to find another cake order. And I figured I would eventually get an order like this...but not necessarily these circumstances... An X-rated cake. For a lady's birthday. No problem. It's not unheard of...the lady who emailed me said it's for her boss's birthday on the 3rd of August. She goes on to tell me that the cake should be real kinky...whips, chains, what have you, because this special lady is a professional mistress in her spare time. She says the lady has a website, if I'd like some inspiration for the cake. I email back, and say sure! I figured I'd get a call for one of these eventually..no problem. Send me the link if you like. I tell her, the idea I had was to do a transvestite torso, with the phrase "Surprise! Happy Birthday" on it. I send the email off, and think to myself...how bad could it be? She lives in hick town Jacksonville, that's the size of a quarter.
The email back states that she is extra happy that I'm able to do it, and the idea sounds great! She says it's hard to find someone to take her seriously about this stuff, and leave the email with the link to the website.
www.mistressdiabolical.com
okay, I'm no stranger in the night here...I've seen my share of stuff. But I think the disturbing part is....A.) this stuff is happening here, in this little tiny town, and B.) there is an organized group you can join. Most of the contraptions were just hilarious...and the checklist was very thorough... I guess now, I just feel a little overwhelmed. I hope I don't let them down! I mean, you can only make cake so pornographic after all.
So, yeah....my first fondant penis and boobs...wish me luck.
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